A "Not Me" Monday First!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

{Sigh} It has been a TOUGH month. I am NOT responsible for any of my actions.

I did NOT yell at Trynnity when she locked her and Prestton in the bathroom this afternoon.

{double blink} I did NOT leave the 12 piles of CLEAN laundry laying in the hallway for my husband to fold.

I did NOT go to McDonald's, Taco Bell, Jack in the Box etc. this month nor did I drink any Pepsi.

{gulp} I did NOT argue with any of my friends this past week for responsibilities or commitments I did NOT take care of.

I did NOT give out a fake address or yell at the Michael's manager when they refused to give me a refund WITH a receipt.

I did NOT throw a towel over the dog puke in the kitchen because I was NOT running late AGAIN for work. Nor did I make Baylee get out the steam vac and have her help me clean it up.

I did NOT put Prestton down at all last week without brushing his teeth.

I did NOT get frustrated with Devy when she made a 47% on her spelling test.

{cringe} I did NOT give my husband the silent treatment when he had to pay to take the MVD class for his ticket he got WHILE he was on duty.

{tear} I did NOT break down and cry because things have been overwhelming lately.

I did NOT put on a movie for my kids so I could Blog...

It was NOT me! I did NOT do any of these horrific acts, that would NOT be very G.R.I.T.S. (girl raised in the south) like.